Died and had a famously terrible funeral, immortalized in folk songs. Don't remind him.
Dislikes: You, probably.
Vampirate first mate who has been wronged by his captain. Finds murder to be an acceptable retort.
Likes: You. In that way. Wink.
A spy and assassin in the employ of Tractor Jack. Not very good at his job.
Likes: Lying, cheating, stealing
Dislikes: Hassan, mostly.
Cpt. John "Tractor Jack" Allan
Who the hell is this?
Likes: Being creepy.
Dislikes: Being in this comic.
You totally don't know who it is.
Likes: Killing stuff.
Dislikes: Not being seen yet.