Clyde Callaghan
Nova Scotian teenager willingly kidnapped by pirates. Also, baby vampire. Aww.
Likes: You, probably.
Dislikes: Boredom. D:
Died and had a famously terrible funeral, immortalized in folk songs. Don't remind him.
Likes: Alcohol.
Dislikes: You, probably.
Vampirate first mate who has been wronged by his captain. Finds murder to be an acceptable retort.
Likes: You. In that way. Wink.
Dislikes: Saskatchewan
A spy and assassin in the employ of Tractor Jack. Not very good at his job.
Likes: Lying, cheating, stealing
Dislikes: Hassan, mostly.
Remy Rousseau
Ex-first mate to Tractor Jack. Wife of Ira. Totally wears the pants.
Likes: Fucking you up
Dislikes: Peace and quiet
Cpt. John "Tractor Jack" Allan
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate. Except for where he recruited a bunch of others.
Likes: Being an asshole
Dislikes: Being nice?
Who the hell is this?
Likes: Being creepy.
Dislikes: Being in this comic.
You totally don't know who it is.
Likes: Killing stuff.
Dislikes: Not being seen yet.